Funny Flip-side of the Petrol Hike…

As Mehengai continues to be a Daiyan, Petrol ki Mehengai proves to be the biggest b*t*h...

Today is the first day after the Petrol Prices Hike News has gone public… Protest, abuses, comments, criticism can be seen everywhere and the best part is I am coming across really humorous cartoon, pictures and statements on FB.

As always said, a coin has two sides similarly there are funny but potential future changes that can be the results of these petrol price hikes…

Let’s see what..

• ·        Change in the Dowry System: From now on greedy dowry mongers would say… “bhaiya humein car-shaar nahi chahiye.. aap toh bus 50,000 liter petrol de dijiyega…” (Brother, we don’t want car, you just give us 50,000 liters of petrol)
• ·        Change in the eve-teasers and stalkers: 2 boys on their bikes, chasing a girl who is also driving some vehicle... “arrey bhaiye toh shayad 2kms se bhi aage ja rahi hai.. iss chhod kissi aisi ko dekhtein hain jo paidal chal rahi ho..” (Dude, looks like she stays farther than 2kms,let stop thinking about her and look for someone who walking or is a pedestrian)
• ·        Change in investment options: instead of people buying gold when they have saying, they will buy cans of petrol.
• ·        Change in bribery: Starting from a Father trying to get his work done from the kids to a common man trying to get his work done thru the government official… the offers will change.. a can of petrol for task done..
• ·        Change in Donations: Vicky donor will now donate petrol.
• ·        Change in the allowances: No more “petrolexpenses” now… only allowance allowed is “cycle-ki-tyre-mein-hawa-bharwao allowance”
• ·        Change in the flamboyancy: Merc, Lexus, BMWs,all out of sight.. now you flaunt, Firefox, Cannondale, Atlast, Hero, BSA,Tobu,
• ·        Change in blessings: For eg: “may god shower upon you his choicest blessings (in the form on petrol)”; “Have a wonderful day and a tank full of never-ending petrol”; Send my wishes across you with half a liter petrol”.... Imagine at birthday parties and wedding receptions people r coming along with cans of petrol in their hand. Bigger the can, closer the relative or maybe he is a freaking rich guy.
• ·        Change in the Wills: “I bequeath 10,000 liters of petrol to my beloved wife and 500 liters of petrol each to my sons.”
• ·        Change in rallies: Crazy car and bike rallies will convert into Dandi Marches.
• ·        Change in the meaning of “Gas Victims”: World will no longer think about Bhopal Gas Tragedy when you will talk about  “gas victim”. It would be the people suffering because of high petrol (Known as “gas” in many countries) prices.

Change is the spice of life... let us see how this spice works when added to the dish of life cooked on this pricey Fuel (pun intended;))